Absolut Tarek-Sounds and Tunes

Sights and Sounds

Here is my collection of various sounds, music and movies. CAUTION: Wav's and movies denoted with an asterisk contain slight vulgarities. If you are offended by vulgarities, simply do not open them. Most of these Wav's are courtesy of allwavs.com.

Jeff Foxworthy:

	(0:05) CutGrass.wav- You might be a redneck if you cut you grass and you find...
	(0:06) Mobile.wav- You might be a redneck if you have a mobile home and...
	(0:06) Reunion.wav- You might be a redneck if you go to a family reunion to...
	(0:07) Tornado.wav- You might be a redneck if you've been on the television...
	(0:07) Yardsale.wav- You might be a redneck if people come to your door everyday...
	(0:07) Jeans.wav- You might be a redneck if you would rather walk off the excess...
	(0:05) Fish.wav- You might be a redneck if you were ever too drunk...
	(0:09) Crack.wav- You might be a redneck if you see a sign...
	(0:08) Harido.wav- You might be a redneck if your wife's hairdo...
	(0:09) Inlaws.wav- You might be a redneck if you have been married 3 times...
	(0:07) Road.wav- You might be a redneck if directions to your house...
	(0:06) SpitCup.wav- You might be a redneck if you mother keeps...
	(0:06) Chain.wav- You might be a redneck if your dog and wallet...
	(0:08) Tattoo.wav- You might be a redneck if you have ever financed...
	(0:06) Teeth.wav- You might be a redneck if your 2 year old...
	(0:07) UFO.wav- You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline...
	(0:08) Airbags.wav- You might be a redneck if you refer to your wife and mother in-law as...
	(0:08) Bathroom.wav- You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom...
	(0:06) BeltBuckle.wav- You might be a redneck if someone asks for you ID...

Songs:

	(0:09) DedoDedo.wav- A Nutty Chipmunk Song
	(0:28) Joplin.wav- Won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz
	(1:02) Cheers.wav- Cheers theme song

Miscellaneous:

	*(0:10) FunnyHow.wav- Joe Pesci wants to know what is so funny**
	(0:36) BooShot.wav- You have to listen for yourself. HILARIOUS!
	(1:39) BooShotTranslation.wav- Listen ONLY after you have heard BooShot.wav!!!
	(0:10) Maniac.wav- Chris Farley is a maniac!
	(0:12) Speaker.wav- Chris Farley is the nation's top motivational speaker
	*(0:40) StupidPeople.wav- Another one you have to hear for yourself**
	(0:03) Suit.wav- Chris Farley asks if his suit makes him look fat
	(0:04) VanRiver.wav- Chris Farley lives in a van down by the river

Video Clips: (DUE TO GRAPHIC NATURE, VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED)

	(0:02) AmbulanceBike.mpeg- Ambulance hits a bicycle rider
	(0:16) Andretti.mpeg- Andretti runs over a member of his pit crew
	(0:16) BikeFans.mpeg- When fans take matters into their own hands
	(0:02) BradPittHit.mpeg- Scene from 'Meet Joe Black'
	(0:06) CarCrowd.mpeg- Another rally race goes out of control
	(0:19) CarSandwich.mpeg- When F1 Racing gets a little wild
	(0:08) CarTruck.mpeg- A high speed chase... guess how it ends
	(0:25) Computer.mpeg- This guy had a bad day at work
	(0:06) DropAnchor.mpa- Tug boat takes a rough hit
	(0:14) F1Fire.mpeg- Fire in pit lane
	(0:22) GiantF1Crash.mpeg- Whoa! A big F1 pileup
	(0:27) GroinKick.mpeg- Self explanatory
	(0:06) KegIdiots.mpeg- What a waste of beer
	(0:28) LemansCLKGTR.mpeg- Mercedes CLK-GTR takes flight
	(0:13) MotoBuddies.mpeg- Amateur bikers crash into one another
	(0:08) MotoCrash.mpeg- He falls off but his bike keeps going
	(0:11) MotoSlide.mpeg- Loses control and wipes out
	(0:19) MotoWobble.mpeg- Steady... Steady... Woops
	(0:09) PizzamanCar.mpeg- Look both ways before crossing a street
	(0:04) Pool.mpeg- Guy tries to jump across his pool
	(0:01) Rabbit.mpeg- In a split second another Mercedes is injured
	(0:02) ShovelHead.mpeg- Ouch! Listen to that steel shovel
	(0:15) SoccerFunnyGoal.mpeg- This goalie is a complete moron

Clips Furnished By 3bp.com and IGN.com

Screensavers:

	AClass.zip- Little A Class Mercedes zooming around the screen
	AClassW168.zip- 3D rotating picture of A Class
	AllNewCSaver.zip- The Official Mercedes C Class Screensaver
	ScsZukunft.zip- (In German) The future of the Automobile. The progress of DaimlerBenz AG throughout the years.

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